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buffalo semen

Ed dye is a buffalo semen

'Oi, go back to yer mums puss'
'Na fam you buffalo semen egg'
'Cunty boi!'

by Jesusballs May 27, 2014


Semen Sam

An autistic kid who likes to browse the urban dictionary. Hes shit at golf and has a hot sister named amelia. He makes weird noises too

Bro Semen Sam is sus and i think he lives in sussex

by The Oxford Dictionary 0fficial May 30, 2024


hot man semen

tastes soooooo good mmmm yummy its so hot and white and sticky

gimmie your hot man semen

by hot man with hotter semen March 31, 2022


dream semen

The product of air master bation.

Davon air master bated at me yesterday. Got his dream semen all over my new glasses.

-Facts about Dream Semen-

Dream semen shows up on black lights as an electric orange color.

I'm red light. Dream semen turns into Robin Williams and grants you 3 wishes.

Three squirts of dream semen levels up Mario for an entire game board.

Dream semen boils at the same temperature that water freezes.

Dteam semen pairs well with dry whites and moist reds

Dream semen is what all of the lost boys were flinging at each other during the dinner scene in the movie hook. It is the most accurate visual documented in human history.

Dream semen does not get women pregnant; It just makes them fat.

by Duchess Valentine March 31, 2017


Semen Sniper

When, during heterosexual intercourse, the male pulls out before ejaculating, and upon ejaculating, the sperm shoots out up towards the females face or even farther beyond.

Yo Jacob, me and Kayla had the craziest night last night

yeah? tell me about it.

We didnt have any condoms, we raw dogged it. turns out im a real semen sniper.
we had to change the bedsheets cause the cum shot up everywhere!

by BeardedRacoon99 February 12, 2022


Supersoaker Semen Shot

When you fill your supersoaker with cum

NO WAY YOU JUST HIT THAT Supersoaker Semen Shot

by YTSizzleStreams April 20, 2020


On semen

A slang term used to describe anything and everything. It is typically used as a validation for any actions.

Miguel: Holy shit bro, that movie was insane, on semen!
Jaqueese: For real bro!

by Superior Inferior Bad Boys April 30, 2022