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(n.) A sex move whereby one partner inserts the index and middle fingers into the female's vagina while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers into the female's anus, thereby forming a shark-like hand puppet with a muddy lower jaw. More simply, "two in the pink, two in the stink."
After becoming bored with traditional fingering techniques, the couple moved on to more experimental options such as "twister," "twisted shocker," and eventually the "muddy shark."
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Capital one Bank (credit Cards)
My monthly credit card payment was one day late and they charged me £20 wich took me 1 penny over my limit meaning they charged me an extra £20. Total was £40 because they said that paying via debit card meant that although my money had come out of my bank, they would not receive it for 3 days.
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To fist someone in the vagina and ass at the same time. It looks like a shark's mouth.
Girl 1: He grandpa sharked me!
Girl 2: Ohh, I bet you loved it!
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A fake shark with a big butt in the back which stole captain captains butt
Da the butt shark stole me butt arg
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The act of removing a used tampon while she is on her period with nothing but your teeth
I bush sharked this whore last night and it tasted great
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A menstrating woman who swims in the ocean.
Ain't that bitch on the rag?? She's shark bait!
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