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When at a buffet, using the tongs in your hand to steal food either a)already on someone else's plate, or b)out of another person's tongs.
I had this nice piece of sweet and sour chicken snatched up, and right as I went to put it on my plate, this bitch buffet sharked me.
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Capital one Bank (credit Cards)
My monthly credit card payment was one day late and they charged me £20 wich took me 1 penny over my limit meaning they charged me an extra £20. Total was £40 because they said that paying via debit card meant that although my money had come out of my bank, they would not receive it for 3 days.
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To fist someone in the vagina and ass at the same time. It looks like a shark's mouth.
Girl 1: He grandpa sharked me!
Girl 2: Ohh, I bet you loved it!
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A fake shark with a big butt in the back which stole captain captains butt
Da the butt shark stole me butt arg
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The act of removing a used tampon while she is on her period with nothing but your teeth
I bush sharked this whore last night and it tasted great
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A menstrating woman who swims in the ocean.
Ain't that bitch on the rag?? She's shark bait!
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