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When you shit in the woods while camping and you run out of toilet paper. While exercising your last shit ticket you get some shit on your hand and need to get it off by shaking and flicking vigorously.
My hand was still covered with shit flicks as I tried my best to wipe
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Knowing or seeing something bad was about to happen.
When Julio was caught by his wife cheating at the Bar he was like Oooh Shit!!
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Usually an unexpected precursor signal from your stomach to your sphincter informing your hole that you are about to release a Hendren ( A giant turd )
Tony suddenly doubled over in discomfort while sitting in the back seat. He was suffering from Shit Pains and needed to drop loaf ASAP.
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(n). Nickname given to the NYPD’s 62nd Precinct by those without morale who work there. (See also, The Depths of Hell.)
Q. Officer, where do you work?
A. The Shit-2, otherwise known as the depths of hell! 😕
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Past tense - Wouldn't be shit
Meaning won't amount to anything and will never succeed
Derives from being so useless that the person won't even be the value of a piece of shit
-Salty teacher : "haha you so dumb, you won't be shit!"
-ggGuy : "Ok boomer"
When you get a boner after taking a shit.
Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.
An alternative name for a dog; it doesn’t matter if it’s a pedigree or a mongrel, it comes from the old saying “a dog is a machine for turning food into dog and dog shit, but once it’s full grown it doesn’t produce dog anymore.” Strictly speaking it’s not the dogs’ fault but is due to irresponsible owners who fail to clean up after their animals.
I hope you’re going to clean up after your shit machine.
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