Someone who likes it up the ass and has a lot of dildos laying around. Someone who is not afraid to tickle your pickle and loves the color rainbow.
Look at Simon over there, shoving a dildo up his ass.
A person that finds art in everything living and breathing. Peeing in a bucket is a form of art. Dislikes "football" being referred to as soccer. Got that my daddy will sue you look going on. Looks up definitions for words on google. Hopefully he will look this up :)
Thinks that he's right whenever he opens his mouth.
"That person just took a shit, wow incredible" Simon would say.
Simon is one of the best humans you will ever meet. he is sweet and kind, and will always have your back. he can seem a bit sad at times but he is awesome. and really funny
Simon is literally the Buzz Lightyear that he looks helpful and bulk. Sometimes he looks gay because he treats his friends so well. He is optimistic and he brings happiness to us.
Oh, don't be so Simon.
Simon is a person you will never forget. They were they guy that would always break something of yours, steal something of yours and just generally be the most annoying person you will ever meet. Though they mean no harm, you will remember a Simon for the rest of your life. As for appearance, you can never tell if their hair is red or brown, they will also always want it very short. Simons are very skinny with a slightly larger, more oval head. Simons have the energy level as a 100 cups of coffee and have the same vibe as the "A KNIFE!" "NO!" vine kid.
"damm that guy is so energetis, yet full of chaos."
" he reminds me of simon"
Simon is a nice, handsome and intellectual being, if he ever gets intimate you. He will never let go of an opportunity to "study", though he never wants to help with your homework. He takes his spare time very seriously and let's no one disturb him. He has lots of kinks, and would love to get intimate with paprika.
Person 1: What is that guy gonna do with the paprika?
Person 2: You don't think it's a Simon, do you?