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When one is wearing a mask and has a wardrobe malfunction so that your lips have been exposed, thus increasing the likelihood of a viral transmission.
“Yeah, the guy at the bar last night had a total lip slip.”
“What?”
“Don’t worry, I got tested.”
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The act of putting the D into a vagina over and over.
Guy 1: "How'd the date go last night?"
Guy 2: "Banging mate! Gave her the pink slip."
Guy 1: "Top bantz!"
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when a slip and slide is erected and men along the side coat the slide with their fluids. a female (preferably hot) then proceeds to slide down the slide.
Shit man, you shoulda been at that party! we set up a Cincinnati slip and slide. it was sick!
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To pay a bribe to someone, typically an authority figure such as a judge or cop. Generally used with the subject, e.g. "slip the cop a few bucks", etc.
Jeff: What should I do if they catch me?
Luke: Slip a few bucks to the judge, you'll get a light sentence.
Megan: How'd you get out of jail?
Josh: I slipped the guard a few bucks to leave a door open
Unzipping your pants and proceeding to fuck without removing clothing. Similar in meaning to a quickie.
Example 1:
Bro 1: "How was the party?"
Bro 2: "It was awesome man, my girlfriend gave me the look and led me into the bathroom for the ol' zip n' slip!"
Bro 1: "Niiiice!"
Example 2:
Girl 1: "How was the movies?"
Girl 2: "It was spicy, my boy and I got some sex in with the ol' zip n' slip!"
Girl 1: "Niiiice!"
When a Male, from Lancaster county amish country, ties his balls around his penis and inserts them into his wife and proceeds to make sweet love to her. The cock ball combo gives the amish woman a sensation she has never felt because always just doing missionary position all the whilst the man can hold out as long as possible do to the ball restriction around his dick.
Barry was so tired of his humdrum sex life that he decided to give his wife ye ole amish slip knot.
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An ancient Norwegian competition where a whole bunch of naked men slide down a mountain and fully penetrate a man before they reach the bottom and use him as a sled
I lost the Norwegian slip and slide last night and I'm very sore.