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A professional wrestling finishing move where the fat ass miraculously climbs to the top rope and, after catching his breath for a minute, leaps down and buries his opponent's head under his massive fupa. There is no escape.
Dave's wrestling career was ended by a brutal fupa smash which left him paralyzed from the neck down.
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Once a band that were critically bashed for having catchy, if not downright cheesy, "tunes" like All Star and I'm a Believer, Smash Mouth are now hated for spreading the coronavirus across the godforsaken USA as a result of performing before a large packt crowd (a crowd without masks or social distancing) at the Sturgis Biker Rally back in August.
Somebody once told me
The virus was baloney
He ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
I was feeling kinda numb
With a burning in the lungs
And I said I don't think that it's COVID
Well the chills start coming
And they don't stop coming
Feelin' short of breath
Like I just went running
Didn't make sense to stay home
No fun
Instead went out
Infected everyone
So much to touch
So much to lick
So what's wrong with my little droplets
You'll never know if you don't test
Why do I feel pain in my chest?
Hey now
We're contagious
We're in Sturgis
No mask
Hey now
You're a biker
We're all sharing
One flask
This is worse than the flu
I'll be seeing you in the ICU
- Smash Mouth killing it in Sturgis with their hit song All Star. Fuck that COVID shit!
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A belief and approach to exercise, diet and lifestyle, where to 'Smash It Out' is to put your best foot forward, give 100% effort and have no reservations that you could have done more.
To complete a hard-core, assassin-style workout at the gym or outdoors.
To complete a hard-core spy training style session.
To attack and complete an exercise or circuit in an animalistic way, no holds barred, 100% effort!
Come on guys, let's Smash It Out together!
Really go hard on good eating this week - Smash It Out!
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When you take a woman and rock her after a long night of drinking. 2. what you tell ur boys afterwards!!
AFTER U PICK UP UR BRO FROM JAIL.
JB- WHAT WERE YOU DOING LAST NITE
DB- WAS DRIVING AND GOT ARRESTED FOR SPEEDING
JB- WHY WERE YOU SPEEDING
DB- I WAS A 1/4MILE FROM THE HOUSE A GIRL IN THE FRONT SEAT AND ALL I SEEN WAS THE HOUSE LIT UP IN LIGHTS SAYING WELCOME TO SMASH CITY ABOVE MY BEDROOM!!!
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a term that tipically refers to sexual relations between family members in the state of alabama.
"do you know whats going on between nancy and her cousin john", "no, what?", "i think they are alabama smashing"
“You remember Kenneth from grade school?”
“Yeah, the one with the hammer?!”
“Yep. He C-smashed my girlfriend at that party last week, it hasn’t been the same since.”
The act of killing every fish in the game of minecraft or just fucking with them in general
Greg:Bro I think I have a problem
Alan:What's wrong?
Greg:I'm addicted to fish smashing
Alan:What's that,you have a fetish or something?
Greg:No I just harass the fish in Minecraft and bully them.