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surf dirty

surfing near river outlets after a long rainy period you surf in garbage

he was hutin for a ride hed surf dirty

by ron winter April 22, 2008


dinner surf

Blagging dinner from your mates wives on consecutive evenings

Craig, are you coming out for a beer?
I can't, I'm dinner surfing round Paul's tonight.

by Bignob September 14, 2017


transfer surfing

superhighways that have collector lanes and express lanes use transfer lanes to move from collectors to express and vice versa. These lanes are designed to be used to transfer only, then move into the traffic lanes of the collectors or express as appropriate. Some drivers attempt to improve their travel time by staying in the transfer lanes, thus moving from collectors to express, then back to collectors, then to express, and so on.

This driver thinks he's getting places faster by transfer surfing

by Urban Misanthrope May 12, 2011


Armpit Surfing

Attempting to 'shoulder surf', but coming to the sudden realisation that you are too short to do so. Instead, you scan the room for 'better' people to talk to by peering under your acquaintance's arm(s).

"I was too short to shoulder surf in hopes of finding a better person to talk to, so I had to revert to armpit surfing instead."

by Sparky_030 March 7, 2017


Surf and jerk

When a girl is straddling grinding you while giving you a handjob

Jessica was on her period and super horny last night so i settled for a surf and jerk.

by Dwell32 February 27, 2019


Slime surfed

Slime surfed is what you get if you put your food in a communal fridge (normally the workplace fridge) for any period of time.

"im just going put my food in the fridge", "I wouldnt as it will get slime surfed in there"

by Phulla July 18, 2012


plate surfing

The act of trying food on others plates at the table during a meal.

Judy never makes a big plate for herself but goes plate surfing off of my plate and yours.

by カヨ December 31, 2019