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Attempting to 'shoulder surf', but coming to the sudden realisation that you are too short to do so. Instead, you scan the room for 'better' people to talk to by peering under your acquaintance's arm(s).
"I was too short to shoulder surf in hopes of finding a better person to talk to, so I had to revert to armpit surfing instead."
Much the way we channel-surf on the TV or radio when we're bored, we also may be caught flipping from Facebook to Twitter to Pandora to UD. Hence tab-surfing. :)
Man, let's go do something. I'm bored off my ass just tab-surfing.
Blagging dinner from your mates wives on consecutive evenings
Craig, are you coming out for a beer?
I can't, I'm dinner surfing round Paul's tonight.
When you take out a scooter, bike, skateboard, etc, and go to the top of a driveway and roll down to the road and to the next driveway, and back again, and again until you stop.
Andy: Hey Mike
Mike: What
Andy: Wanna go driveway surfing?
Mike: Yeah sure, with what though?
Andy: We only have scooters...
Mike: Oh yeah right...
superhighways that have collector lanes and express lanes use transfer lanes to move from collectors to express and vice versa. These lanes are designed to be used to transfer only, then move into the traffic lanes of the collectors or express as appropriate. Some drivers attempt to improve their travel time by staying in the transfer lanes, thus moving from collectors to express, then back to collectors, then to express, and so on.
This driver thinks he's getting places faster by transfer surfing
When a girl is straddling grinding you while giving you a handjob
Jessica was on her period and super horny last night so i settled for a surf and jerk.
When a person is listening to music on apps or websites for later download.
" I was just music surfing on YouTube an hour ago cause I wanted to find some new songs to download later on.