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the swedish card swipe is when an individual runs their tongue from the beginning of a persons buttcrack all the way from the back to the front and then right along the seam of the nutsack
oh yeah chupapi gimme that swedish card swipe
When a man lays on his back in bed and the woman proceeds to lay her breasts (particularly large ones for more pleasure) over his eyes and holds one breast per hand as to appear to be looking through binoculars. To spice things up he can also twist the nipples to get a better view ie. focus. The woman can follow up with a nice blowjob.
Yo last night I had the best Swedish binoculars ever. This broad had triple D tits.
Swedish dick is a bick juicy fat cock attached to a swedish woman.
Swedish dick is a cock of a swedish woman
Oscar: Wanna fuck with me Sofia?
Sofia: *drops pants and dick flies up*
Oscar: I didn't know you had a bick swedish cock.
When you're blond and flex your kegels during sex
Damn Francine had me in the Swedish grip
Whilst fingering a girl and choking her with your foot
Bart was effing his girl when Jodi asked for a swedish tricycle when she would’ve preferred a polish bikeride yaaaaaaaaa
Lots of cum being poured on something or someone.
Like it’s counter part the real Swedish Jacuzzi is pouring beef tallow on something.
The only difference is cum and a LOT of it.
John: Hey did you hear that they are doing the Swedish Jacuzzi back there?
Mark: *gags*
When a man nuts finishes inside his partner, and then sucks the cum back out, filtering it through his mustache like a whale feeding on krill.
She wants me to grow a mustache so I can give her a Swedish Kringler