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The accumulation of sweat and crotch rot that collects in your underwear on a hot day
It’s so hot my underwear is full of taint salad
A person who is more than enthusiastic about licking taint
I thought johny wasn't a team player, but he was the best taint tackler on the team
A person who sucks up to their boss at work to an exceedingly annoying degree.
Did you hear how Lenny said he would work extra hours with no overtime pay? What a fucking taint muncher, we used to fuck kids like that in the ass back in the Army. Figuratively speaking of course but still...
The act or result of a fart forced to travel forward, usually due to sitting position, sending the hot burst of air into your taint and/or scrotum. Taint roast can be used as either a verb or a noun, the noun version being synonymous with the phrase, scrotum furnace.
"I totally thought I'd gotten away with that taint roast earlier, but then she got a whiff of my sack and that was the end of that blow job."
The Holiday Taint is also known as the days between Christmas and New Years Eve. It aint Christmas and it aint New Years. It's also known for being the absolute suckiest week of the year. During this time you can find people dragging complete ass and praying that the work week passes without killing anyone. Expect to see people conversing with themselves, panicked at the money they just spent, and trembling uncontrollably with periodic crying spells. This is the precursor to New Years Eve/Day completion.
Yo this Holiday Taint really blows horse sac this year.
Hey man you doing anything over the holiday taint?
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(adj)Someone who pisses you off. A jerk or bitch.
That fucking taint biter just cut me off!
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1.a person who enjoys sucking taint. similar to cum dumpster or even cock sucker.
2. used to compare a person's body odor to that of a taint
my ex-girlfriend jackie is a taint weasel. so is jamie.
mike, he is such a taint weasel.
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