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tard baby

a person who exhibits characteristics of a mentally retarded person but is too inept to warrant being classified as an adult

James, you tard baby. I'm gonna say this one more time. That teal shirt takes your level of douchery to a whole new level.

by douchetastic October 31, 2008

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/b/tard

A pathetic loser!Typically a 18-60 year old male who can't get a date with a real woman. Often lives in a family members basement.
Usually a racist. Loves to play WOW and other gay role-playing games when not on /b/ or looking for porn.
Often found in 12-16 year old girls chat rooms on stickam, blogtv or some other webcam site. They think they are cool when they use misspelled words 4 code..examples..Pl0x, tiem, liek, nao, bewbs, noob, etc...little do they know that it really makes them look like an idoit. A /b/tard's favorite saying is Tits or GTFO. They say (type) it over 9000 times daily! /b/tards love mudkipz. They are the reason we can't have nice things. /b/tards are not disgusted by anything! They can watch a midgette get beheaded while fucking a dead horse covered in maggots, all while eating a sanwhich and laughing. /b/tards think it is funny to ruin someones life: Especially a beautiful young lady with a bright future. /b/tards are scum of the earth and are truely sign of how our society is failing in general. /b/tards are proud to be the scum that they are!

Did you see all those /b/tards raiding that poor girl's chat room last night? She was scared shitless! Those /b/tards found out all her info and threaten to come to her house and rape her! What a bunch of losers!

by howdydudey August 4, 2009

288๐Ÿ‘ 260๐Ÿ‘Ž


trek tard

One whom is so overly obsessed with Star Trek that they forgo all will and conclusion, blindly follow every technical manual as if it were the word of Q himself and believe themselves to be the all seeing all knowing shit of the Star Trek Universe. Generally caught with their pants down in a Star Trek vs. Star Wars debate looking like a fool.

"That trek tard thinks a phaser beats a blaster even though it obviously can't fire through a packing crate."

"Constitution class Starships could easily out gun a Star Destroyer."

"What a fucking trek tard."

by Captain Pike April 9, 2010

27๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cuss-tard

a combination of Cussing and Retard.

someone who puts no creativity or imagination into his/her cusses/insults, making them sound stupid.

someone who doesnt know how to cuss effectively.

someone who overuses a certain cuss word.

Bob: Fuck you Fucking Fucker!!

Sue: dude, youre such a Cuss-tard.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Idiot: "youre a dick!"

same Idiot five minutes later: "youre so dickish!"

Still the same Idiot a few minutes later: "i wont do that thing cause youre a DICK!"

Smart Person:" OH my god, man! youre a freaking Cuss-tard!"

by LightsAndCandy October 6, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


zoom tard

A tard (retard) that usually zooms around in a helter-skelter fashion. Usually the zooming is done in a wheelchair or some other type of assist-type device.

Audience member 1: Dude, did you see Stephen Hawking take out half of those Science geeks at his recent speech?
Audience member 2: Yeah man, he's such a zoom tard.

by Zoomtard September 21, 2006

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


art-tard

Any one of several fashion-forward individuals expressing opinions about visual representation at snooty openings

"I went to the opening to take advantage of the open bar, but the art-tards drove me outta Midtown in about 20 minutes."

by hammerhorn June 22, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


tard swaddle

The manner in which a mentally retarded person walks, blending the acts of shuffling and waddling.

Look at Doug go! He's got such a tard swaddle.

by yannimyfanny March 11, 2008

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