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A non-discretionary charge or fee placed on orders or purchases from certain companies, frequently ticket retailers and cinemas. The charge never relates to a specific cost incurred by the company and is purely an additional fee to boost profits. So called as the company in question knows the consumer has no option but to pay, so their charging it is the company saying, "Fuck You, Pay it."
£1.50 'Booking fee' on my cinema tickets - that's just a 'Fuck You tax'!
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Welfare recipient who is lazy, dressed like a slob, overweight, unbathed, room temperature IQ, rude, obnoxious, self righteous, and condescending. Typically seen on the 5th of the month at your local Walmart. Has a brand new car, a brand new I-phone, and is living better than you (who works 50 hour weeks to pay taxes for these slobs to live). More often than not has 4 kids who are all different ethnicities who don't know their fathers.
Look at that 400lb hippo on the mart cart. Face timing on her new iPhone on the 5th of the month. Fat fucking tax money millionaire.
A person who is newly albeit temporarily wealthy from a huge tax return, only to be flat broke again a month later once they spend every penny on frivolous crap.
Person 1 : I just got 2 thousand on my tax return. I'm about to hit the mall.
Person 2: Why don't you take a little and splurge and save the rest or maybe get some new tires for your car because your tires are bald, or maybe even take a few classes?
Person 1: Ahh that can wait, I gotta look good this weekend. There was $200 watch I saw at Macy's and those new Jordan's came out this week. Plus.....
..........3 weeks later.........
Person 1: You got a couple bucks so I can get a few packs of noodles?
Person 2: A couple Bucks?!?!? Didn't you just get 2 G's a few weeks ago?? I knew you was a tax-time baller.
Person 1: .....*hangs head*.......
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The difference between the amount of money given to an over 21 year old person by an under 21 year old person to buy alcohol and the actual cost of the alcohol, kept by the over 21 year old person as a payment for the service.
Under-age person: Hey, this bottle cost $17 and I gave you $20 - where's my change?
Over-age person: Sorry... Under 21 Tax.
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To fuck a girl real hard. An allusion to how the British fucked the 13 colonies over with high taxes.
Putaraj: Hey, look at that fine girl over there
Ishmael: Yea, I'd tax it like the british
A person that pretends to be a baller, aka have alot if money, when they get their income tax refund.
You know that income tax baller just got her check. She usually shops at H&M and now she's at Saks during tax season.
When someone gets their tax return after being broke all year long and go out and spend it all on dumb shit at Rent-To-Own places.
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Ralph got his tax check back. Must be nice.
Guy 2: Hell yeah he did dude. Stupid ass is Tax Check Rich now. He just bought a PS3 and a TV for $5,000. What a stupid smelly asshole. Being TCR is for the birds.
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