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"Oh shit ive just been diagnosed with anal cancer"
"ive got anal cancer my boyfriend will be annoyed"
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In response to the speculation that oral sex is a bigger cause of cancer than tobacco!
a Penis is now officially known as a 'Cancer stick'
Girl-hmm i would really like to give you falatio(this word is worse than vagina)but ive been told i can get cancer from doing it...
Guy-Ignore the health hazard labels on my balls baby,smoke this cancer stick at your own peril ! one more wont hurt...
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an overall an overall sucumbing of shitnessnisity
wow niccolo, you really have a bad case of God Cancer, your right nut is missing
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one doesn't 'catch' cancer, it just kind of comes around! plus, there are hundreds of cancers, not just one! ie: WHICH cancer? -to say 'the' cancer, is delightfully ignorant!!
wheres' jon been? -didn't you hear? he caught the cancer!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!
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Also affectionately known as Courtneyitis. It tends to slow your thinking process and is also 2 words. It also makes you more suseptable to problems with speach.
Hye man I gots that Cancer of Head that you been talkin' bout.
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When someone uses urbandictionary.com in an attempt to get their name (or friends name) added without knowing this is against the rules.
I tried to add "Drew Fakename" to urban dictionary! I am urbandictionary cancer.
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Noun. The kind of cancer that kills you. Death cancer is easily distinguished from other types of cancer because it causes death.
1. Bitch would have survived, but she had that death cancer.
2. Death cancer has been shown to cause symptoms of death in those that have it.
3. Do not take Cialis if there is a family history of death cancer.
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