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"Oh shit ive just been diagnosed with anal cancer"
"ive got anal cancer my boyfriend will be annoyed"
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In response to the speculation that oral sex is a bigger cause of cancer than tobacco!
a Penis is now officially known as a 'Cancer stick'
Girl-hmm i would really like to give you falatio(this word is worse than vagina)but ive been told i can get cancer from doing it...
Guy-Ignore the health hazard labels on my balls baby,smoke this cancer stick at your own peril ! one more wont hurt...
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an overall an overall sucumbing of shitnessnisity
wow niccolo, you really have a bad case of God Cancer, your right nut is missing
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Also affectionately known as Courtneyitis. It tends to slow your thinking process and is also 2 words. It also makes you more suseptable to problems with speach.
Hye man I gots that Cancer of Head that you been talkin' bout.
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one doesn't 'catch' cancer, it just kind of comes around! plus, there are hundreds of cancers, not just one! ie: WHICH cancer? -to say 'the' cancer, is delightfully ignorant!!
wheres' jon been? -didn't you hear? he caught the cancer!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!
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Thank you all for being here on thanksgiving, grandma, grandpa joe little suzie, i have bad news, unfortuntely i have only 3 months to live i have been diagnosed with terminal cum cancer
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A term used to describe a person who texts an excessively.
Shaniquah: Hey Tyrone, hang on a sec I need to text my girlfriend.
Tyrone: Gurl, u got Texticular Cancer.
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