The act of wiping one's ass only to find shit on your hand.
Long day, came home and took a shit only to feel the badger...
ICK! I'M FEELING THE BADGER!
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To feel the burn is to use hand sanitizer as a lubericant for masturbation.
John: Iβm gonna feel the burn later tonight
Jim: thatβs hot
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A unique way of saying you catching feelings for someone.
Friend 1: I saw you and sexy Redd copping feels last night ...
Friend2: yeah we caught a vibe and the rest was history ...
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A complex emotion that one feels where they hate everyone and everything around them and does not explicitly state it but wants everyone to know. They might make subtle hints or little remarks which personifies the tip of their bitch iceberg.
Bitch feels has also been categorized as all emotions between "Wondering if expressing your discontent is worth it" and "All your problems will be solved if you spontaneously morphed into a cat."
Bitch: Jason's party is probably better right now
Bro: Something the matter?
Bitch: No.
Yoda: Bitch feels, this one has. Burn her, you should.
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How you feel when you think of someone you love, or are amused, or just content.
I always get that warm fuzzy feeling when I hear good jokes & when I think of my family & good friends.
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A feeling of extreme affection toward a person, usually a romantic interest. Similar to the sensation of swallowing a large amount of peanut butter. Including trouble breathing, pain in the chest, and trouble taking.
Allen: What's wrong Jeff, you look pale?
Jeff: Oh man, Tiffany is coming this way. She gives me that peanut butter feeling.
The speaker empathizes, agrees with, or understands on a deep and personal level a particular comment made by another; the speaker deeply relates to someone's sentiment. It is not meant literally, conveys no sexual connotation, and is not necessarily a confession the speaker feels romantically toward the person who made the original comment.
After she said, "I hate Mondays", her co-worker responded, "I feel you."
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