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Parting the red sea could mean several things, but the definition that people seem to use the most refers to when someone eats out a girl while she's on her period
*Talking about parting the Red Sea* @Iris:This feels like code for đœïž a girl 0ut when sheâs on her đ©ž
(_(__| = Buttocks.
\ÂĄ/ = Vulva.
8=D = wiener.
(.)(.) = boobiez
Private parts are these things that people in those porn website displays, and they do weird stuff with them in those porno vids.
A part time boyfriend is someone who only messages confessing he likes/loves you when he is bored or his other girl(s) are busy.
âJosh texted me again lastnight saying he loved me and wants to take me out to dinner!â
âSeriously he doesnât actually love you, hes a part time boyfriend. Briana is at her parents cabin for the weekend and has no singal. This is why hes messaging you. Part time boyfriend!â
A part time boyfriend is someone who claims he really likes/loves you and gives you loads of attention om certain days. Often when he is bored or his other girl(s) are busy.
âJosh finally texted me back lastnight after four weeks saying how he loves me!â
âSeriously get over him its only because Briana has gone to her prents cabin and has no signal. Hes your part time boyfriend, there when it suits himâ
To want/need to take part in or have something
*Sees pretty girl or local Baskin Robbins* âDamnâŠneed partsâ
When you think of sociopaths, you think of serial killers like John Wayne Gacy or Ted Bundy, or maybe you think of the show, Dexter. You don't really think of them as someone you love or care about, just cruel, heartless, murderous people. So when one of your parents is a sociopath, it takes a long time to realize it. But once you know the signs, they are pretty easy to spot. You hear the criteria and slowly put the pieces together.
And people who are basically pseudo-politicians.
Hym âAny-who, where was I? Oh right, politicians are basically retards and we live in dystopia. Yeah, so... you got more people to work hard... how many of those people are âliving lives of quiet desperationâ and how far past the first bottleneck did they make it? The next hierarchical bottleneck? One of them made a widget or a do-dad that ensures a retirement at a time of their choosing... their fuck trophies take the extra special fuck trophy path in life and donât have to do the thing they expect me to do... and we havenât found a better way, right? Let me ask you something.... If I found a better way, would you allow me to implement it? I mean, you wonât even let me take credit for the contents of my own mind. So no. I would have to kill you all. Just like my current situation.... you would need me to kill you all... and then you could say âSee!? See!? Look how many people that system kills!!! Our thing was so much better because instead of violence we use subterfuge and emotional abuse (literal emotional abuse, ha!)!â I donât see how that doesnât just make as the slave with one hundred masters... which is why YouTubers all sell âhard work.â Work hard.... so you can afford to add a new master. You get to choose!
Politicians part 2: Breaking Down
Itâs not real-slavery is you get to choice your master... and you have several... how many can you afford? Work harder so you can add a few more. Donât share your Netflix password. Thatâs allowing people to avoid the slavery... Donât watch the piracy of my movie... that I copy-and-pasted from urban dictionary.... buy my book... where I nitpick information from the books that Iâve read and/or sell my molested clients stories! Hey guys! Where was Christian God while that guys butthole was getting fucked? Where was he? Do you know? Do you have a guess? Something to muse on... I mean, if the creature was watching then itâs a pedophile.... You know that right? Itâs likely that it exists outside of time and Iâve already killed it. Which is neat. But that means I canât rewind time and fuck the whore instead of the retard (news guy... thatâs not how time works).... Hmmm.... Hey! Maybe Nietzsche had a near death experience! I WILL probably end up talking to him after I kill the creature... đ€ That would make sense. This was a long one. Iâll come back to it.â