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The process of spitting in ones anus, and jerking them off until they fart the spit out of their ass.
Jay had disgusting farts so i gave him a canadian cleansing
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a freshly shaven, smooth cooch
Damn, Le'4che had that cold cut clam, that Canadian Pussy last night
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To monkey fuck someone else’s cigarette with out removing the cigarette from either person’s mouth.
Hey man, I don’t know where the lighter is, can I get a Canadian Wedding over here.
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When one shoves a handwarmer (or handwarmers) into their partners anus.
“My anus is cold” “I’ll give u the ol’ Canadian Microwave”
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A Canadian popsicle is when a guy jizzes in a girls hair after sex and then she proceeds outside into the Canadian tundra (-degree weather) as the jizz freezes she sucks the now froze jizz clump “popsicle” off her hair ;)
Guy 1: I gave Sarah a Canadian popsicle last night and I swear it made me double nut
Guy 2: oh geez Louise that’s better then winning a free double double of roll up the rim at timmies eh bud
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A cousin to the alcoholic beverage "Irish Car Bomb", the Canadian Terrorist involves a shot of Black Velvet whiskey dropped into a Labat or Canadian Beer. The destructive capacity of Canadian Terrorists is endless.
Mike: Hey Jon, let's go grab some Canadian Terrorists tonight and confuse the bartender.
Jon: I would like to get drunk tonight as well, however I prefer not waking up in my own bile.
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there was once EH, the great god of canada.
EH demanded that the people of canada pick up
all the goose droppings in the land.
When they refused, EH cursed them to say his
name at the end of every sentence.
And thus the canadian accent was born.
please the gods, or you'll wind up with a canadian accent!
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