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A new found cowboy. He is the best PR representative around. He's got the hair, face, and demeanor of the heat miser, in the best way possible of course. He's always got your back and honestly couldn't give 2 shits. The only source around for sad, oddly specific pop playlist that will make you question your life's decisions.
Man did you see that Altima cruising? Must be Carter
She is so blonde, and i mean BLONDE. she has an extra toe probably but is too shy to show anyone except for her fourth grade boyfriend. Carter has the personality of someone whose from Texas.
Carter loves authentic Tex-Mex
An absolute fucking menace , carter is a guy that is a weapon to society and typically is gay
Tilly: Carter’s dick is menacing
Carter: I know it’s a weapon
Tilly: fun
Carter is either a skinny legend or a big boi, no in-between. He is soft-hearted and sensitive, but does his best to hide it. He is a goofy goober with his bros, and a romantic with his hos. He has a soft, feminine side that is repressed by society, but that does not invalidate his extremely masculine side. He has a damaged self-esteem, but in reality, he has no reason to be. He is literally an angel sent by God.
“I sent him flowers and he put them in a vase!”
“I love that. He’s such a Carter.”
An absolute fucking menace to society that does not give a FUCK about life. Carters are often aggressive strong and sexy men that commit crimes and laugh about it.
Wow look at that sexy man right there.
He must be a carter.
Carter is a person like no other. He always puts others first. He is the sweetest most caring guy when he wants to be. He is also always the life of the party, cracking jokes and making everyone laugh but when the time is right he is dead serious. Carter is understanding and loyal. If you ever date him he’s a keeper any girl would be lucky to have him in their life. If you’re friends with Carter cherish it and never met him go. Carter is also the best boyfriend any girl could ask for. If you have Carter in your life know that you’ll always be loved no matter what by him.
Jan: who’s that?
Danny: oh him? that’s Carter.
Jan: woah.
the sweetest soul you’ll ever encounter. He is an amazing, kind, caring, loving, closed off, and stubborn person but looking past the negatives he will fill your world with joy and adventure. Even through hard times with Carter you should always remember where he’s coming from but NEVER should prioritize his feelings over yours
If you ever encounter a Carter, keep him in your life.