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Dribbling with your back to defender.
When big men catch the ball down low you will often see them take a side dribble(crab dribble) with their backs to the defender and either drop step or go straight up.
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A home for crusty crustations...usually dwell in moist tuna smelling genitalia...
Holy shit look at that crab habitat...damn that girls got a freakin subdivision livin in there!
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When you go down on a hooker and wake up with golf ball size cold.
When I was in Vegas I ate out this hooker and woke up with a Crab Cake on my lip.
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A practical joke designed for one-person public restrooms. You bring a rubber glove as it will get messy, making sure you ate some spicy mexican food or other natural laxative beforehand. After properly applying the glove on your hand, shit in the toilet and pick it up smearing it on the door handle inside the bathroom, sink faucet, toilet paper, and paper towel dispenser. Be careful to keep the toilet clean as if you leave it dirty the prey will not take the bait of a clean, unharmed toilet. Doing this will ensure that the person can't get out of the restroom without touching shit in some way, unless he calls for help.
Oh shit! I just got hit with a crab trap! It's just like the method those people use on discovery channel.
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Insert your index and middle finger into her pussy, and your thumb into her bunghole, and pinch. Work it.
I walked in as he was applying the ol' crab claw to Rose; he had two in the pink, and one in the stink. Boy, she was lovin' it.
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Any place where people hate being there, but are too scared, or guilted to move on, or organize, or to speak honestly about source of the problem. Where everyone pulls down someone who does something to get out and calls them deserter or quitter because they don't want to be lonely. Most likely a place highly populated with mouthbreathers.
2) shithole, hotel california (you can check out any time you like, but you cant never leave), facebook, small town, abusive relationship, college, Dilbertesque corpo, military
3) Originated from phenomenon of real life behavior of crabs caught in a fishing basket who could technically get out, but the ones near the edges are being pulled down by the ones at the bottom of the basket, hence noone leaves and everyone hates being there
guy1: At first I thought of computers being cool and solving real world problems, but now I'm aware being stuck at this crab bucket with 60h+ work week exhausting job, doing anything to look busy, since any solution to current work will result in extra work being placed on me for the same pay.
guy2: Good thing I heard of small house movement and victory garden, they might be your way out of this shithole.
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this is an espesially painful form of crabs where they immediatly attack the gouche. usually tibetan crabs are caught by making love to extremely heavy women, most of these women can be found in the himalayas of tibet.
i was with this hoe last night, she gave some mean dome but she gave me tibetan crabs. whata hoe!!!!!!!!!!!
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