daddy candycane

The act of russian candycane-ing your daughter.

Omg! My dad gave me such an amazing daddy candycane last night!

Hunk daddy

A Hunk Daddy is a bisexual man usually packing less than a two inch dick. All the thicc boys travel far and wide just to get a lil’ taste of what Hunk Daddy has to offer.

I can’t wait to get off work so that Hunk Daddy Justin Pearson can rail my ass hat.

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Orange Daddy

Meaning Trump. During the election, Milo Yiannopoulos made everyone feel uncomfortable calling Trump "Daddy" & "Orange Daddy" and it was one of the highlights of the 2016 election cycle.

"Orange Daddy will not be responding to questions from CNN!"

Pog Daddy

Epic Sex-God

Gen Z: Oh my God, I need to find a POG Daddy for tonight
Millennial: What language are you speaking?

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puff daddy

By far the shittiest excuse for a rapper ever known to man. He rips off other peoples music and over-dubs extremely shitty, bland lyrics over the top of it.

Puff Daddy, P-diddy, Sean Combs.
I don't give a fuck they all suck balls!

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Boom Daddy

used as an exclamation expressing awesomeness or excitement.

Hank: Hey, guess wut?
Clem: wut?
Hank: Mary Lou and I did the horizontal mambo last nite.
Clem: BOOM DADDY!
<high fives>
Hank: yeah…

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Daddy Noob

the informal but non derogatory term for a first time fathers novice and inexperienced disposition of parenting, often resulting in embarrassing moments and public humiliation of said "noobness" that can either cause great laughter or deep sympathy for his fathering future.

other definitions include;

- if you haven't changed your kids diaper yet.

- you nodded reading above definition.

- tossed around the idea of writing a parenting manual before you procreated yourself.

- you define spending a night alone parenting your child as "babysitting."

- other variations include; dnoob

Example #1 ------

Guy: Well, honey! Do you want me to breastfeed the baby for awhile!
Honey: You may have moobs, but it doesn't work that way Daddy Noob.

Example #2 ------

Doctor: Nurse, my forceps.
Nurse: Sure thing!
Guy: Babe, this Doctor is jacked, he has forceps.
Girl: Tell me your joking dnoob.

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