david

David

1. A male (normally a douche-dag) that makes plans and cancels at the last minute
2. A run of the mill d-bag

Old usage:
1. Long haired white boy

Slang:
Pulling a David
To make plans and cancel after having a friend drive across town

James: Why did you pull a David and never show up to the bar

Hitler: Whoa bro, there was a family emergency, I can't believe you would think I would do that. I have my days but I'm not a David

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David

Amazing person. Huge hoe. Love them. 10/10 would friend again.

Man, David is such a hoe.
Yeah, but he's a great person.
I didn't say he wasn't lol, I just said he was a hoe.

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David

David is that guy that always complains, like the whole world is against him. He never wears the pants in his relationships. He is one of the skinniest people that you will see and if you happen to see him in the gym he will only be using the lightest weights. He has tiny legs that look like they will break if he kicks a ball and sadly it does not look like he was blessed with any looks or sporting ability. Especially in sports like cricket and hockey.

look at David at least i dont look like that

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David

A wonderful husband, an awesome dad, a great uncle, a happy grandfather, and a story teller. He loves to make people laugh, though is not always subtle about it. He is racist and he knows it. If you are around him, you just have to either deal, turn the other way, or roll with it. He has Blue eyes, dark brown hair, glasses and is 6'2". He has a lot of friends, but loses temper easily when it comes to certain things. Mess with the people close to him? Watch out. Very protective and loving! And, overall, just an awesome person. Everyone who meets David loves him! He is so fun to be around and I am always finding myself thinking about him. He is sweet, thoughtful, generous and respectful to all people and he has a beautiful singing voice too. He knows how to cheer a girl up when they are having a bad day, can make you laugh at everything, is serious but also can be wild and crazy, always wants what is best for the people he cares about most, gets along with almost everyone, is not afraid to be himself. He is the sweetest man you will ever meet, you'll love him to pieces as soon as you meet him. He is very skilled in everything he does.

Adult. Hi
Kid. My dad told me not to talk to strangers.
Adult. Oh really? What's his name?
Kid. David. and he'll KICK YOUR BUTT IF U LAY A FINGER ON ME!!! so don't touch me.

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David

A fuck boy of absolute note

“He really flirts with everything that can walk under the sun”
“He must be a David”

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David

very unfunny, and he's very skinny and not thicccccccc with 555 c's, his jokes are actually ass the end

me: omg its david
me 2: nvm its unfunny man

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david

a middle school band director/instructor who is very dorky and weird. everytime you show david something, he'll give a little head shake and chuckle a bit after. he is very um- talented. new students will probably have crushes on him and look at his butt.

oh my gosh! look at david!

what a david you did!

david is defined

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