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A way to end a very eventful conversation.
Only cool people use it.
The person who recieves BISEXUAL DONKEYS!
Has to return it by saying BISEXAUL DONKEYS!
Mark: See you later
Alice: Bye!!
Mark: BISEXAUL DONKEYS!
Alice: Oh Of corse BISEXUAL DONKEYS!
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Pathetic urban myth about anal sex and misogynist violence made up by virgins who don't get laid much. Besides being medically impossible (read a biology book folks, knocking someone out doesn't cause that effect), any gay male will tell you that smacking someone who you are having sex with will lead to you getting beaten to a pulp.
Men who talk big about "donkey punching some ho" are usually just too immature to admit that they are actually gay.
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when things arn't working out the way you had hoped or planned.
it's also an exclamation used when things aren't working out.
This whole week is Donkey Butter. I can't seem to get anything done.
if you are skating and can't land a trick you might yell out "Donkey Butter!"
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1. nickname for the guy that has ginormous testicles- and everybody knows it. Some will even claim them to be the size of grapefruits.
Damn Donkey Balls your nuts look like a acouple of tennis balls hanging in a pair of panty-hose, them shits is swoll!
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A variation on water-boarding in which you replace water with urine...from a live donkey.
Achmed was terrified when he heard the clap of the hooves on the cold concrete floor. He had heard the stories about Donkey Boarding but thought they were not true. It was in that moment that he realized he was about to be donkey boarded.
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Man of chivalry and honor, immediately precedent to Don Quixote in the fonetic fon book.
Don Quipunch (pron. don' kee punch, donkey punch) was shocked to learn from urbandictionary.com what his name was a homonym for.
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After a successful donkey punch, the mixture of fecal matter, semen and occasionally blood that oozes from the unconscious (fe)male's anus.
After a night of wild sex, the sheets were drenched in Gladys' donkey milkshake.
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