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An extremely awkward form of sex dream where the dream-partner in question is an ex-lover.
Unlike normal sex dreams involving your current partner, or a random friend/acquaintance, (s)ex dreams are disturbing because you KNOW what the sex with that person is like (and so the dream is more realistic), but have valid reasons why you are no longer with them.
General feelings upon waking include: feeling dirty and ashamed, horniness, guilt, nausea and confusion. These feelings are amplified if you found yourself enjoying the experience.
Even more awkward when you are in bed with your current partner and you have a (s)ex dream.
I had a (s)ex dream about my old girlfriend, Claire, but I woke up feeling really guilty because I was in bed with my wife.
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A previous boyfriend who obsesses over a past companion and has regular inquiring contact with the ex companion.
The controlling ex boyfriend asks where you are, where you've been, why you cant come over and/or hang out, why you cant stay the night, who you've been hanging out with. The controlling ex boyfriend might not believe you when you tell him anything...he's always suspicious that you're not being honest even when you're being completely or brutally honest. He may demand you spend the night and when you tell him you cannot (for whatever reason....its truly none of the controlling ex boyfriend's business), no matter what you tell him....he suspects you're lying and have other plans....most likely hookup plans with someone else.
Controlling ex boyfriend: where are you?
The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: im at work...i picked up a double shift today.
Controlling ex boyfriend: really? because i asked your coworker and she said you didnt work until later today
The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: well,......like i said i picked up a double shift
Controlling ex boyfriend: all i've ever asked from you is the truth
The victim boyfriend or girlfriend: im at work...sorry you think im elsewhere
Controlling ex boyfriend: (calls the victim boyfriend's work just to make sure he/she is actually at work)
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A plot device whereby a seemingly inextricable problem is suddenly and abruptly solved with the contrived and unexpected intervention of an extraterrestrial being.
Hey look, Superman saved the day by flying around the Earth really fast and turning back time! Thank goodness for Xenos ex Machina!
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My ex- girlfriend means the past girlfriend.
Its the girl with whom we were in love in the past but not now.
Normally we don't see our ex- girlfriend in our future plans and she has to be eliminated out of our life
Example of My ex-girlfriend is here
Kristen
Stewart is the ex-girlfriend of Robert Pattinson
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an A Skylit Drive song off of their new cd "Wires and the concept of breathing"
dude, ex machina is sick song
ex machina is my favorite song from wires
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The writing on a t-shirt advertised in the box next to definitions. Worn by a girl who looks drunk and like someone's just kicked her in the stomach. Can be mistaken by some blind horny people as a sexy pose.
Boy: Wow, that girl wearing The League of Evil Exes T-shirt is so sexy! I just want to do her right now.
Me: No, she looks like a drunk twit. Besides, it's just an advert.
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Pronounced FEB: f-eh-b
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in the relationship is a total douche bag.
Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future
A few days later . . .
Rachel: So what’s up with you and Mark?
Jessica: Oh, he is just my FEB (future ex boyfriend).
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