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A day where you can fool your daughter, April.
Father/You: Hey april how was scho- omg theres a spider in your hair
April: *screeching intensifies*
That is what april fools day is! Ay-p-rill f-ooh-lz day
You can literally do anything you want on this day. You can dump bleach in your friends eyes on april fools day and he'll forgive you for it. God forbid you put clear tape on a bathroom door, though.
A: I slept with your girl last night, but last night was april fools day
B: Okay, its fine then
The worst day to have a funeral
”When’s the funeral?”
”On the 1st of April.”
”You mean April Fool's Day?”
”Yeah.”
”oof”
April fools day - Usually celebrated on the 1st day of April by people performing practical jokes on each other in the name of fun.
The year 2020 saw the definition expand as the event became a global pandemic which lasted from January 1st to December 31st as the whole year was deemed a “JOKE”
I was looking forward to 2020 but it’s turned into one big April Fools Day 🤦🏼 ♂️
(n.)That friend that you really just want to tell “It’s over man, move on,” but you find that it is much more fun to mess with him in close to every way possible.
I got my sick fool of a brother to take me to the movies because the girl he’s drooling over works there.
Hopes the best for your season at any sport
Ayo bro , you better act like a fucking fool this varsity season nigga
You make sure you have a wild season at any sport in general , and show no mercy but winning .
Ayo bro , you better act like a fucking fool this basketball season bro .