Double loaf

When you're putting pants on and you put both legs in the same leg hole.

He was putting his pants on and went all double loaf.

Loaf yourself

I loaf I loaf I loaf myself

You should loaf yourself brrrrrr

BED LOAF

When you stay in bed after a long day and night of partying to hard. As u fight a hangover and hugging a bottle of aspirin.

Last night was so crazy I'm going to be a bed loaf all day.

loaf check

The process of checking the quality of a cats loaf position.

Loaf check:
- No tail
- No paw visible
That’s a 10/10 loaf

bone loaf

when you bone a loaf

"Yo I had bone loaf last night"
"Thats sick cuh"

Poopy loaf

A shit

I have to take a poopy loaf.

Soph a loaf

An absolute Melon. A bit gay tbh. For some reason paints her nails black but nothin wrong as a whole. Solid 2/10

She’s a soph a loaf