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Pronounced: Sem-PEAR OO-bee SUB OO-bee
A Latin phrase told by your surfing science teacher who teaches his cats to surf.
Meaning: Always wear your underwear
Two girls run over to a boy, giggling.
Girl 1: "We have some advice for you,"
Boy: "Oh yeah?"
Girl 2: "Yeah."
Girls 1 and 2: "Semper ubi sub ubi !!"
Boy: "Wat-"
The girls run away, giggling even harder than before.
The name of a small turd that roams your bathtub when you fart too hard in the tub and it accidentally comes out.
What took you so long taking a bath?
I had a hard time catching the mini sub that came out when farted in the tub.
A submissive (sub) that smokes weed and gets toasted
"Shes one toasted sub"
"Yea, she smokes a lot"
The best sub shop in the world. Located on State Street in Kennett Square, PA.
Sam's Sub Shop has the best Italian hoagies.
On a soccer field, when the goalie is retarded and runs to the middle of the field and a defender does the goalie's job and blocks the ball from going into the goal.
Jerry ran out of the box, so I became a goalie sub and blocked the ball.
That one substitute teacher that never lets you get away with anything. She has more of an attitude than the rest of the students combined. When your friend asks a question, she ends up giving some smart-ass response back to him. Then she orders you around to like pick up things she dropped or asking you to constantly turn the heat up or down.
Doesn't let you go to the restroom or listen to music. When she reports back to the original teacher, she starts talking in that really innocent voice like she was actually doing her work. In reality she doing her make-up for 30+ minutes.
When she walks out like a stuck-up bitch, she says "bye" in a really sarcastic tone. Then the original teacher begins to yell at all of us for being so disrespectful to her.
Oh great, it's that damned Savage Sub again. Last time she slapped me with a ruler!