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A large, sweaty, over aggressive chick that flirts with the bisexual line in an uncomfortable manner that makes heterosexual females uncomfortable.
The swamp unicorn would not leave my new gf. Alone
That swamp unicorn just asked Michelle out to dinner.
When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.
Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.
A random act of kindness sent by mail. Essentially a gift/token of appreciation/pick me up/treat received from a friend for no reason at all. Simply to put a smile on their face.
I received some unicorn mail today.
When a woman covers a man's entire penis with cum during sex so that his hard shaft appears shiny and slick
"She was so wet, she gave me a unicorn horn."
A sex act that involves strapping a dildo to one's forehead and then using said dildo to perform anal sex on a partner. Sometimes refers only to the male-on-male act.
I'm excited that I finally get to stash the unicorn with Matt!
I woke up with a sore neck after spending all night stashing the unicorn.
The Unicorn Bop is when you place a dildo atop your forehead to where it is secured, and then proceed to headbop with the dildo aimed either at someone's vagina or anal cavity, which thusly results in the dildo being thrusted in and out as if it would during actual sex.
"Ayo, last night was lit!"
"That's right, The Unicorn Bop we did last night was actually very awesome!"
A golden shower but with horses and not people
I had a fun time at the farm doing a unicorn shower