LiL-Z

sexy, short, skinny, girl whose name starts with a Z.

Bob: "hey wats ur name"
Zhanna: "Zhanna"
Bob: "um what?"
Zhanna: "Zhanna"
Bob: "um...."
Zhanna: "nvm LiL-Z"
Bob: "o, aight LiL-Z."

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Rule Z

No matter the circumstance, if a person asks why you own/bought a gun but rejects the answer you give them, the backup answer will always be "Zombie Invasion". This may also be the original answer.
If they reject this answer you are allowed to slap them once, open handed, accross the left side of their face.

If they remain unconvinced then run, you are in the presence of a Zombie and the invasion has started.
Seek shelter and conserve your ammo.

Rule Z-2: Always remember to double-tap.

John: Hey, check out this sweet new 12-gauge I just got!
Jane: Why'd you get a gun?
John: D'know, target shooting...maybe some hunting.
Jane: That's dumb.
John: Ok, it's for the Zombie Invasion.
Jane: Zombies aren't real.
John: <Rule Z> Yes they are!
Jane: <moan> BRAINS!
John: Oh God.<grabs gun and runs>

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Dragonball Z

A boring show watched by kids. IF watched by anyhone older, there IS something fucking wrong with you. Battles that drag on for 40 + episodes to see the bad guy finally get beaten gets old when every bad guy that HAS to be beaten is always 40 + episodes. The story gets too boring to care, and in the end when they DO fight, its just poor repeated scenes in which the characters engage in some blinding flashes of light. The flashes of light indicate that they are fighting I guess, because nothing else ever seems to happen in the show anyway. Real popular, and real homosexual.

Go watch something better

Evangelion
Full Metal Panic
Full Metal Alchemist
Berserk

Fuck, anything is better than DB

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shovin’ Z

being cool and down with the times.

micheal: are you shovin’ Z?
Warren: yes sirrrrr

Big Z

A man on a Sigma Male grindset

That man is a true Big Z

Z - Man

The most dangerous human to ever exist born every 100 Millenia, the Z- Man also need as KING ZAMAJ is a threat to the earth as he knows he has the power to destroy the government using his Kar98K, never mess The Z-Man

“yo dude when I grow up I wanna be like Z- Man”
“Who?”
Z - Man

doing z

The worst ,Absolutely nothing ,last ,not trying you failed, sleeping 💤

Brah you could be doing better but you doing z