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The greatest band to ever play music.
Spooklirious- "I just went to a Bullet Ploof Grass concert, it was great."
Monocle Gentle Sir- "Were you able to buy a calendar?"
An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
george's weird ass voice saying that in an instagram video.
"bulleting speed"
"hahahahahh bulleting speed"
One whose kink is having another person ejaculate on his asshole while a different person shoots him in the asshole.
"Do you like JP?"
"Ugh idk he's kind of a creamy bulleteer."
"Really?! That sucks. I kinda liked him."
A single nugget of poop that blasts out of the rectum at high velocity due to the immense backing of gas behind it. Similar to how a gun works. A Bullet Loaf usually results in maximum toilet water splashery.
Bro, I left a Bullet Loaf in your toilet. I'll pay the plumbing bull.
A person who knocks people off the court from left to right a.k.a. The best basketball player on the team (this person is often black).
KJ : Hey Sandra,did you see Jaylan shoot that 3 earlier?!!
Sandra : Nope
KJ : The whole team sucks except for her she's a black bullet !!!!