Lawn chair game

A soccer game in which one team scores more goals than the other team has shots. Basically, they could have had their goalie sit in a lawn chair, in the goal, the entire game and they still would have won. These games are more common at the high school level and lower.

They won 7-0 and the other team only was able to take 4 shots. It was a lawn chair game.

Chair cult leader

The most sigma of the sigma manufactured Hawaiian roll.

The chair cult leader is a blessed person, comparable to a hawaiian roll

High-Chair Goblin

A tiny goblin that parents bring to restaurants and seat at a high-chair at the end of the table to throw shit at people eating.

The waitress was serving our meals when the High-Chair Goblin threw crackers at her and threw up all over my food!

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counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.

<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!

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Broken Chair Syndrome

The act of breaking a seat in order to create an excuse to sit next to an amazingly hot girl.

Kid breaks movie theater seat*
"Yo what are you doing?"
"I need an excuse to sit next to Kim Kardashian."
"Damn, that kids got broken chair syndrome."

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Mexican Chair Swinger

The act of sitting on a chair covered in male ejaculatory excretions while chair is being hoisted up and down rythmicly (like the jewish barmitzvah tradition. It started by accident in mexico by the great philosopher Julioandro Sanchez (also accredited for the creation of the dirty sanchez).

Guy 1: Hey I just blew a huge load on that chair

Guy 2: My gfs coming over lets convince her to do the Mexican Chair Swinger

Guy 1: Ya thats a great idea. Theres enough ejaculate here to keep her stuck down.

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canadian folding chair

The act of running naked backwards through a cucumber patch whilst doing deep knee bends

Hey PJ. Go have a Canadian folding chair, you're such a douche canoe when you haven't been sodomized.

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