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When your boss makes 6 figures But gives you a hand full of coins to pay for their lunch
"What this rich bitch doin with a pocket full of change?"
Baker Street is the only station on the London Underground network where you can change from the pink line (Hammersmith & City)to the brown one (Bakerloo). Go figure it out.
I changed at Baker Street with missus last night. That woke her up.
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A descriptive tool used to describe a person or persons who can't decide one way or a other for to long.
Make your mind up hot 🔥 or cold 🥶 ,which is it ? They can't decide there going through the changes !
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To have sex in a car, particularly at night in a secluded, rural, area.
I heard that Bobby and Jeannie always drive out to the country at night and watch the colors change!
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"Can I get a pound of honey garlic chang wangs?"
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the act of inserting a funnel into someones Anus and having multiple Men ejaculate into the funnel and filling the person to capacity with semen. Usually done as a practical joke, or as a means of ending a relationship.
Sam Made fun of a bunch of people at that party. When he passed out they performed an "Arabian Oil Change" on him to settle the score.
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When one places one's penis and Testicles behind ones legs, conveying the illusion that a vaginal canal is present when there is in fact a hidden dong.
The maneuver goes back thousands of years and some even say Hitler was spotted performing the act after consuming large amounts of Jagermeister.
The act was brought to attention in popular culture by such figures as Buffalo Bill and even Jay in clerks 2.
Mussolini: Adolf, what the hell are you doing?
Hitler: (standing with dick tucked between legs) Mongolian sex change, yo.
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