cut one

blow a fart, rip one, break wind, let one

"Dude, did you cut one?"
"Yeah."
"That fuckin' stinks, you rotten custard-eating bastard."

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bowl cut

shit hair cut, that has no blade on the sides & 1" blade on top. only flop people get this

yo man i got a bowl cut.
that looks like shit nigga.

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Bro Cuts

When two dudes agree to go together to get their hair cut

"Dude I'm so overdue for a trim, I'm gonna run out and get me a haircut."
"Me too dude! I'll go with you"
"Awesome, let's go get us some bro cuts!"

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cut weight

A term used in boxing and other fight sports where a fighter, in order to compete in a lower weight division, will attempt to "drop weight", loose legitimate weight whether it be fat or muscle, and possibly "cut weight", loose weight by dehydration.

"Cutting weight" is considered by some to be less than honorable, since after the official weigh in, sometimes days before the actual fight, competitors will rehydrate themselves and end up at their real weight, which places them above the upper limit of that particular weight class.

The advantage of cutting weight is that once the fighter passes the weigh-in, he/she is free to regain that weight for the fight, as there are usually no further checks, and thus will be a heavier, more powerful fighter, in a lighter weight division.

The disadvantage to cutting weight and dropping weight in general is that if the fighter fails the weigh-in, he/she is disqualified and cannot compete. Also, a fighter may not be able to fully recover from dehydration by the time of the fight and will be weakened as a result.

Did you hear Little Mac dropped down to the 156 to 170lb weight division? He said he cut weight from 175lbs all the way down to 170lbs, but he should be back up to 175lbs for the fight. He's gonna tower over every other welterweight.

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Cutting Ham

Used to describe when you or someone else is doing something other than actual work. Also used to cover up tardiness or any other task that usually assigned to the person in question.

Subordinate: Hey boss, I'm going to be in around noon. I'll be out cutting ham.

Boss: Ok, but keep the ham cutting to 4 hours. The big boss is starting to look at time sheets.

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California Cut

This term explains a strategic driving tactic used by motorists who have little to no patience. Performed during rush hour or anytime with heavy traffic...upon exiting a freeway or trying to enter a turning lane the driver cruises by hundreds of waiting cars and then slips in at the last possible second.

Passenger: "Ah man, this exit is backed up for a mile!"

Driver: "Don't worry, I'll bust a California Cut on these fools!"

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flow cut

A haircut sported by mainly hockey players. It tends to be wavy and flow out the back the helmet.Puck sluts think it is quite sexy.

"dude, have you seen joe sackic's flow cut? I bet he reels in mad broads with that."

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