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wish your grandma a happy national grandma day. dead or alive.
“dude did you remember national grandma day?” “uh what” “august 21th!” “oh! i’m gonna call my grandma”
When a raccoon breaks into your house and steals all of your Nickleback and Logan Paul Cds without asking.
That dang raccoon pulled a Dalton's Grandma last night!
A grandma who is very inappropriate
Damn Grandma Suzie is bouncing on that dick
A grandma who does very inappropriate things
Damn! Grandma suzie be bouncing on that thing!
“Megan has grandma been drinking” is a phrase used by the hapless Maplewood PD when a grandma is driving kinda shitty, possibly under the influence. Really, you can substitute any child’s name in there, such as “Hunter has grandma been drinking.”
Driving down Highway 36, by the intersection of English Street, the Maplewood PD pulled over poor old granny and went over to the passenger side and said the following “Megan has grandma been drinking.”
A type of pudding made by your loving grandmother, while very tasty and sweet it reeks and then you realize grandma accidently rubbed banana pudding on her feet calluses instead of ointment so she put it back. Don't worry about it being gross though she's senile.
"Hey Billy how about that trending grandma pudding are you a fan?"
"Nah Jeff because when my grandma makes it for me she gets foot fungus stuck in it"
Grandmas-pudding: Gross foot pudding with Banana pudding being the most popular variation.
This occurs when after impregnated a girl and after the baby is "spat" out a girls stomach becomes stretched and worn out, this aslo applies to the breasts. The parts begin to sag and look wrinkled and old.
I'm gonna dump my girlfriend because after last year she became a 18 year old grandma, or looks like one.