A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone
When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden
Doing a girl doggy style while she is bent over leaning on a cedar chest that was inherited from the males Pennsylvania Dutch grandmother.
My girl mary got some splinters in her forearms while I was doing the grandma sweitzer in my bedroom
Doing a girl doggy style while she is bent over leaning on a cedar chest that was inherited from the males Pennsylvania Dutch grandmother.
My girl mary got some splinters in her forearms while I was doing the grandma sweitzer in my bedroom
when your grandma so hot she sizzles
I walked past my grandma and said, dang that"s one grandma sizzle!
the moment when your vagina shrivels up like a Grandmother.
Jeff: Hey, do you wanna have sex?
Sasha: Sorry, I'm kind of having a Grandma moment.
An incredibly slow driver who is typically named Brian. Basically it's a slow driver who shouldn't be driving. Damnit Brian
Person 1:That jerk in front is going 35 in a 75.
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch
The act of ejaculating inside an elderly woman's anus then proceeding to pull your penis out and urinate in the elderly anus.
Yo bro remember Lews grandma from the club? I totally gave her a Grandmas McFlurry last night!