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watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden

by Camryn and Conrad January 11, 2019


grandma sweitzer

Doing a girl doggy style while she is bent over leaning on a cedar chest that was inherited from the males Pennsylvania Dutch grandmother.

My girl mary got some splinters in her forearms while I was doing the grandma sweitzer in my bedroom

by kpsweitz February 16, 2018


grandma sweitzer

Doing a girl doggy style while she is bent over leaning on a cedar chest that was inherited from the males Pennsylvania Dutch grandmother.

My girl mary got some splinters in her forearms while I was doing the grandma sweitzer in my bedroom

by kpsweitz February 16, 2018


grandma sizzle

when your grandma so hot she sizzles

I walked past my grandma and said, dang that"s one grandma sizzle!

by tateeeeee May 7, 2018


Grandma Moment

the moment when your vagina shrivels up like a Grandmother.

Jeff: Hey, do you wanna have sex?
Sasha: Sorry, I'm kind of having a Grandma moment.

by grandma_moment_guy September 7, 2019


Grandma Chooch

An incredibly slow driver who is typically named Brian. Basically it's a slow driver who shouldn't be driving. Damnit Brian

Person 1:That jerk in front is going 35 in a 75.
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch

by July 19, 2021


Grandmas McFlurry

The act of ejaculating inside an elderly woman's anus then proceeding to pull your penis out and urinate in the elderly anus.

Yo bro remember Lews grandma from the club? I totally gave her a Grandmas McFlurry last night!

by ryangilflover June 4, 2024