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This damn lobster.
*sigh*
You know what? Just--just...
Who is it?
Seriously...? Come on. Just. Take responsibility for your problems. We all have that lobster in our life, but
I don't know.
*Ahem.*
Who is it?
A lobster is a term commonly used to describe old people who do nothing but sit on the beach all day, which over time, turns them a painful, lobster-like shade of red.
"Yo, Fred! Check out those lobsters cooking themselves on the beach over there!"
"Whenever I go to a hot place, the beaches are usually full of lobsters... It makes me want to avoid the beach."
a skinny woman with a large butt, as in "all the meat is in the back"
Dude, that chick is a total lobster, check out that ass!
Nickname for people with the initials LOB. These people are the sexiest, funniest and all around perfect people. They are the life of the party and never fail to entertain people.
"Lobster was so much fun last night!"
Lobster: A delicious Delicate food that is expensive. Really expensive. 2nd Definition: A person who forgot to wear sunblock to the beach or on a hot day.
1: This lobster is delicious!
2: Here we have the rare (Insert name here) Lobster
Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.
Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...