When you’re scrolling through the comments (ie; Twitter, Facebook, etc...) and everyone is posting the dankest memes you’ve never seen before.
“Where did you find this stuff, i’m dying!”
“I found a meme mine in the comments section of a cat video earlier today.”
The best of the boyfriends. He’s amazing. His smile gives me butterflies and drives me crazy. I am a very weak girl very in love. Help. I’m in love.
Who’s the best booboo?
It’s Henry (mine)!
Watch your mouth and I won't disrespect you.
Show some respect.
Shut up Idott and listen to me. Nasa mind yo Mouth and I'll mine my manners
A deposit of doggy-doo that waits, undetected amid the grass/dry leaves, for us to step on it.
Dude, you got poo on your shoe...you must have stepped on a canine mine.
The act of digging up a month or more old corpse for the purpose of consumption. Usually performed by Teen aged Goth girls and their morbidly obese 25+ year old boyfriends that probably shouldn't be around children.
"Hey Joe, wanna go Jerky Mining?"
"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"
"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"
The main business in the village of crossens a very valuable and lucrative business.
Ah shit I can’t play Xbox joe I’ve got a shift in the butter mines
Spending immeasurable amounts of time browsing the internet (most times aimlessly). Particularly popular with children and teens.
Get up and clean your room, you've been deeter mining all day.