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one of the 4 men involved in a mystical thing called the giant circle.
Hey man giant circle tonight!
No man, top hat eye patch man already gave me a great time last week.
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Drinking all of the beers on the menu.
Tyler: let's go running through the okra patch!
Chris: I fucking hate you.
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happier than a racoon in a patch of roasted corn; extremely happy (appalachian)
He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch
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When one is very horny. What is a pussy patch? You got me. Thanks rural upbringing for teaching me this one to give to you all
That slut's got me hornier than a six-peckered tomcat in a pussy patch.
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A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
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Man that guys a Super Duper Sex Patch Deluxe ultra hentai addiction edition person.
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Referring to all social media picture posts as LAME.
General from someone who doesn't use social media and thinks it is a joke, government policing system.
Basically, Say social media posts are for the grossest of people.
FPatch, F-Patch, FPatched, F-Patched
F-Patched Oh, I scooped that girl/guy off of Tinder and they FPatched me all over their Instagram and FFB the day after our connection.
FPatch my nuts on your accounts, Baby!
I was F-Patched at my cousin's wedding and my mom will not stop sharing it with everyone.
Yeah, we can F-Patch the video, no faces though....