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What a stripper wears to avoid getting a shit stain on her client during a lap dance.
"Man, am I ever glad that stripper wore a butt plug! Otherwise my white shirt would be ruined"
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Plugs: Earrings used on stretched ear lobes.
Pussy Plugs: plugs that are smaller than size 5/8. People who wear these plugs are pussies for not going any bigger. they're whimps.
Dude, you're not badass look at your ears. You're wearing pussy plugs!
Look at Josh's ears! Fuckin pussy plugs!
What a dumb dick. He thinks he's so badass for stretching his ears, but he's wearing pussy plugs!
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The hardened deposit of semen left in the male urethra after masturbation or intercourse. Usually formed when one doesn't "clean the pipes" after such activity resulting in a temporary blockage that can lead to random urinary problems and sometimes temporary pain.
Dude, I forgot to piss after whackin' off and now I got a wicked cum-plug. I just accidentally pissed all over my bathroom.
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removing a tampon and banging a chick during her monthly visit
"i had a long day at work yesterday, adn when i got home i just said screw it and pulled the plug"
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The wad of dried cum in a fag's ass after a good butt poundin'. A petrified cum plug can cause constipation.
Bruce was backed up for a week after he let Carl's cum plug petrify in his asshole.
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1.) Ambiguously high; as in not plugged into reality.
2.) Unplugged
The cat's been plugged out ever since we fish bowled it's kitty-condo.
The TV isn't working right... ...I think it's too plugged out...
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were someone who has peirced their ears, gauges them up in sizes, then replaces the tapered gaugers with little tubbe like things that look awesome.
me: hey look, that person totally gauged their ears up.
other guy: whoa thats sick, i like her ear plugs
me: yeah its fucking awesome
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