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a suit you wear right before or directly after one fucks
Hey babe now that I came I need to go put on my fuck suit
Putrid suit. A feminist news reporter who is covering up her shaggy, sweaty, naughty grabby bits to appeal to men watching sport.
That girl commentating on the Ashes. She has sexy legs and amazing tits, but the She is wearing a putrid suit
Corporate executives who do nothing but sit on their greedy, selfish asses, and whine and bitch about others using their copyrighted material. Like for example, video clips on YouTube. Viacom is the greediest of the "coots in suits"
YouTube is a magnet for "coots in suits". They have nothing to do but just yank others' accounts over some chickenshit video clip, like a music video, or some retro TV aircheck.
The sort of shiny suit a conman might wear hence the allusion. Slick and dodgy. Slimy.
“I didn’t like that guy at all. He wanted his mitts on my money.”
“Yeah - he was wearing a frogshooting suit. A dead giveaway really.”
In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.
This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.
Examples:
Substitute for suit Queen four of fart
Substitute for suit and card Three turd of garbage
Substitute for both cards and suit Poop, fart, of hooker spit.
I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.
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I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.
Dress up and party down. Where style meets comfort. From the waste up, dressing in fine oxfords, polos and cardigans. Below the waste, sweats and flip flops. Underwear not required.
Steve dresses so weird.
Nah man, he rocks the fusion suit.
Similar to a gorilla mask except that after a whole body bukkake all members throw a handful of pubic hair on to the recipient.
She asked for a chewbacca suit after the gangbang.