Favorite Uncle

Your uncle that comes over when mom and dad went on vacation leaving you home alone. He sleeps with you in your bed and tickles you while your sleeping. He buys you whatever you want and takes you to fun places because you sleep in the bed with him and do what he asks ;) He is often referred to as your Gary.

My Favorite Uncle is coming over this weekend, I wonder what we are gonna do ;)?

Sorry I cant hangout this weekend my Favorite Uncle is coming over this and I want new airpods.

4👍 1👎

Uncle Jacob

An "Uncle Jacob" is any Snowflake white male that is drowning in white guilt and will suck up to any minority to speak out negatively against white people. This individual lacks any masculinity and will join a cult organization like ANTIFA in a feeble attempt to prove his manhood because he is too weak to stand as an individual and can only find bravery when in the presence of a group.

He got on his knees and washed the feet of BLM protesters like a good little Uncle Jacob.

4👍 1👎

Scary Uncle

To jump across wooden logs over-top of water, some of which are spinning on rotating wheels, and do a backflip on to the other log, but then slip off of the next one.

Derived from SpikeTV's MXC in which a contestant pulled a "full-blown scary uncle" to get to the other log in a game called "Log Drivers."

Kenny Blankenship: Wow, Vic, I think that was a full-blown scary uncle!

Vic Romano: It was indeed, Kenny.

22👍 15👎

Uncle Ron

A black celebrity who is promoting Scientology.

Scientology is not a white religion. It is not just for white people. The black community has to check it out.

That Xenu loving nigger is such an Uncle Ron.
uncle tom sell out cult tom cruise scientology anonymous idiot sucker scam xenu

44👍 35👎

Uncle Bob

Euphemism for "smoking pot" or marijuana in general. Originates from the hippie subculture of the 1960's.

"Where'd you disappear to?"
"Oh, I had to go have a chat with Uncle Bob."

16👍 11👎

uncle woman

A woman who goes along with anything that man wants to do, just to stay in, or for her kids, or for money.

Sharon Stone is the quintessential uncle woman of Hollywood.

7👍 3👎

Uncle Doug

To party like there is no tomorrow; To dance like a fool and not care who sees it; To be the life of every wedding and/ or family function; To be unable to restrain oneself from playing Dance Dance Revolution in a crowded mall

"I can't wait for this wedding, I'm about to go Uncle Doug on this dance floor."

7👍 3👎