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Mans (that one friend in the group) that often act kinda sus. Mans love to touch your and your other friends penises by accident (on purpose). Man acts so sus to the point u dont know if mans gay or not. That doesnt chancge the fact his dong is huge.
Dude 1: TOUCH MY PEEN ONE MORE TIME AND IM GONNA BEAT YOU UP WILLY SMITH!!!
Dude 2:Sorry baby
*Dude1 beats up Dude2*
Hanging your micro penis in the breeze
Willy Wendling is not cool.
Willy hand: where a man goes to for a pee and afterwards does not wash their hands. This therefore gives the man a 'willy hand', which potentially passes on willy germs to any unsuspecting person who happens to shake their hand.
In a crowed bar, Jane asks Fred, “Did you just go for a pee and not wash your hands?” “Sure.” “Ahhhhh Fred’s got Willy Hand, Fred’s got Willy hand!”
When one is so intoxicated from drinking a fuckload of sambuca that upon the act of sexual intercourse he cannot maintain an erection but says fuck it, i'l blast her with my semi anyway!
Person 1: "Last night was heavy man, did you smash that girl you went with?"
Person 2: "Man had to press that with sambuca willy! Mare!"
Tessa willis is the most gorgeous girl you will ever meet she it sweet , and funny. She is a girl that will be faithfull in a relationship and she will always be there for you . "Damn Tessa is fine"
The act of using your willy as a whisk to whip cream
Hey frank, my whisk broke.I could really use a whipper willy in here