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Um, Leading the witness your honor

Is what you say when someone is leading someone else to a conclusion that they wouldn’t have otherwise drawn without your input. They use this all the time in courtroom dramas and I’ve seen some of those which means I’m technically a layer. No big deal or anything...

Hym “He was clearly NOT going to say ‘wisdom.’ He said ‘FREEDOM’ and was not going to say wisdom until YOU said wisdom. So... Um, leading the witness your honor! That’s the second time in those clips that you did it too! You did it to the other guy too!”

Dr. Moses Aaronson “Wouldn’t you say that the conclusion you’re trying to draw is the conclusion I want you draw and that I already have drawn in the past?”

Professor Junior Senior-Esquire the 3rd “Why YES! I was! I was going to say that! And I was in no way lead to that conclusion by you leading me there! I’m not here to be a sycophantic yes man whose sole purpose is to affirm your subjective interpretation of the Bible!”

Hym “Ha! Ridiculous! I just saved everyone reading this the trouble of watching your Exodus lecture. That’s all it is. You aggregating your cronies to affirm your propositional ethic. ‘God is too perfect for anyone to be around so I, Dr. Jeeple Jorpson, need to act as an intermediary for it’s will! You need the structure I provide because you can’t be trusted to make decisions because you are basically an animal to me! Or worse if you’re Hym!”

by Hym Iam November 27, 2022


Chillin wit the negros

To smoke weed with friends

I cant speak now dad I'm chillin wit the Negros

by dirtyfingers23 April 4, 2018


playin wit you

when you're just so done wit people's shit that you wanna square up

"touch me again hoe, I fucking dare you, touch me again, I ain't playin wit you"
"dumbass hoe, you think i'm playin wit you, but i'm not. square the fuck up, bitch!"

by Cherries and Wine January 23, 2019


Big niggas wit tight coochies

Big mother fuckers named Jared and Joshua who are big niggas wit tight coochies

“Aye man, remember those two guys we met in that alley that we fucked?”
“You mean the Big Niggas Wit Tight Coochies?”

by TightPussyMan96024 January 10, 2021


Jehovas witness

Jehovas witness arent People who need to live a little.. they need to stop living a little. They are the ones who create peaceful enviorments and Keep Things balanced. They are brave and kind, not annoying! Very respected For their approach to everything in life despite being hated. This is not for the weak.

Yes mr Jehovas witness i do have time for you

by Goddesseffect May 24, 2023


Torvalds' Witness

"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Linux?"

An elitist Linux nerd who preaches that Linux is the one true greatest operating system, and sees all non-believers as inferior to themselves.

Derived from Jehovah's Witness.

No, I will not use Linux, you damn Torvalds' Witnesses!

Jesus. That's the last time I'm ever using Stack Exchange!

by Banderhausen Hösenflausen July 6, 2023


A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.

Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024