metric time

Used jokingly to refer to confusions that usually arise over multiple systems of measurement.

Bob: It won't take longer than half an hour.
Bill: Is that in metric time?

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itsjhalt time

itsjhalt time is a alternate time in the Minecraft community.
For example itsjhalt time is if someone says "give me 5minutes"

they really mean 30minutes.

Player #1: Wow VeltPvP was really late on releasing the map this week.
Player #2: I know man. They pulled a itsjhalt time".

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time goblin

A person who unknowingly will not let you exit a conversation. Also a person who will not see or be aware of your desire to leave. Can't seem to understand enthusiasm.

"Dude, that took over an hour. "

"What a time goblin."

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bed time

at night the worst words to hear
in the morning the best words to hear

bed time billy
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

up now, out of bed
NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO

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bad time

do you want it?
fight sans.

do you want to have a bad time?

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2 Times

2X (tōō tīe-mz) To fuck a bitch and or to fuck up a bitch with a long ass mother fucking dick. Also affiliated with Mandingo, FAFSA refunds, Acts of Congress, and other long ass things. Alternatively, the feeling hoes get when a 2 Times member fucks them, also known as the “twice the nigga in they guts syndrome”.

Karen: I think I might have internal bleeding. I can't walk without a wheelchair .

Bonquisha: You must have have been with one of those guys from 2 Times.

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michigan time

Michigan Time refers to the fact that University of Michigan classes start 10 minutes after the time listed in the course schedule. Classes usually end on the hour or half hour to allow 10 minutes of commute time.

Don't worry, you aren't late for class. We run on michigan time.

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