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A person who is a bitch and won't do anything stupid or fun because they are little bitches. Once a bitch in year 6 always a bitch.
Me: why aren't you playing rugby??
Person: I'm not playing rugby because i might get hurt.
Me: Year 6 theory.
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16 year olds tend to think they're older and more experienced than any person younger than them due to the government and society constantly kissing their asses about how they're able to drive, fuck, or get a job. As well in Europe, most 16 year olds are allowed to drink alcohol and nobody gives a fuck. In reality, this is what will literally bring the downfall of the world.
Hitler will rise again from a raging grudge from his younger years against being slandered by ageism from 16 year olds, and having children fucking, driving, and working is unhealthy for humanity as well.
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a 2 year old, like what the f*ck else do you think it means?
oh my goodness its a 2 year old. yay.
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Tony lopezes favoite kind of girl
Tony lopez: i like 8 year olds
A smart person: am calling fbi
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the physical embodiment of satan, normie, fortnite player.
guy #1: hey have you seen that dude still playing fortnite!
guy #2: maybe a 7 year old
guy #1: hm.
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A silly way of saying "Happy New Year" that incites all the haters to post mean spirited definitions on Urban dictionary because they can't imagine taking anything lightly or posting anything besides insults at other people who live happier healthier lives.
It's January first, I was at a party with lots of people who like me. I wished them all a "Happy Nude Year" which was uncharictaristic so we all had a good laugh and started exchanging funny New Years Stories. One guy sat in a corner all by himself and didn't socialize, he just sat there with his face in his phone posting something mean on Urban Dictionary about other people obviously having social issues.
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The day where peoples' promises to start living a better life kick off... while having a massive fucking hangover.
New Year's Eve: My New Years resolution is to eat healthier and excersize every day... What are these, Jell-O shots? Don't mind if I do!
New Year's Day: Fuck this headache. Let go to Waffle House.
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