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The point of exhaustion when sleep is so enticing it's delicious
What an exhausting day, I'm deliciously tired.
just a random thing that popped into my head
tired dog in urban dictionary
When u think u are tired from life, but you are really just tired from being on your smartphone.
I thought I had cancer, but it ended up I was just iPhone tired.
When you let poop crust on your butthole and girl gives you a rimjob. Causing the debris to fall into her mouth
Hey Ashley, I have not wiped in a couple of days. Would you like to give me a Rusty Tire?
When you're too tired to feel hungry, but you're hungry enough that you can't fall asleep until after you ate.
I was that hungry tired, it took me 2 hours to decide if I was hungry, but after I ate food, I slept for 10 hours.
1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size
2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women
3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence
Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”
When you consume a large amount of alcohol and you blame you're stumbling on your legs being a lil tired
Man 1: (man stumbles over stairs) man my legs'er lil tired
Man 2: no they aren't you're monged!