Metric Douchebag

A Metric douchebag the Canadian equivalent of a "chotch bag"

See: Jersey Shores

Canadian: Dude, these guys on Jersey Shores are real chotch bags, eh?

American: Uh, what?

Canadian: Oh, sorry, I mean, Metric douchebags, eh.

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Husker Douchebag

Any variety of douchebag native to Minnesota or having characteristics commonly attributed Minnesotans; a douchebag of with punk-like qualities.

"That goon, that one from Minneapolis, with the wannabe green mohawk, is such a Husker Douchebag!"

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douchebag-cappucino

Earl Caldwell, who is the owner of Nu Air Ventilaation Systems Inc. Nova Scotia Canada.
I person who has surpassed the rank of a plain old douchebag.
Could also be described as an asshammer.

Nick; "Hey look at that douchebag-cappucino!"
Wanye; "Wow your right, he is asshamer isn't he"

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eco-douchebag

1. The opposite of ecofriendly.

2. Anyone displaying properties of a douche bag in relation to the environment.

Bob just peed in the river! What an eco-douchebag...

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Huge Douchebag

In English, this definition can be replaced with the word "Darm" and it can also be used as a synonym for "loser," "idiot," and "fag."

The person (darm) that lives in the Kenleigh apartments that smokes pole all day long is a huge douchebag.

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douchebag

People that have no life, and come on this site to be mean to people that did nothing wrong. Like dumb girls from beaver dam.

People like jenny sham and lauryn harp. What a douchebag they are!

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supreme douchebag

mostly applicable at work: any or all of the possible symptoms that follow;
huge mirco manager,
passes on duties to others keeping his tasklist clear,
disgusting mullet,
refuses to take advice from others,
"his way or the high-way",
cheap and quick benefits make everything ok,
farms out projects daily

"E.B.R. is such a supreme douchebag"
"All he does is give other people his projects and then takes his 4 weeks of vacation time!"

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