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Person of the opposite sex that's referred to a best friend ensuring that they'll still get laid in event of a break up.
By King's decree because I said thee'
Man, did you hear Collin fukd Kat after him and Karen broke up? Told you that was his security screw. I knew they spending too much time together! I mean who goes dumpster diving?
The hottest of days in the humid summer of Tulsa Oklahoma.
It's as hot as two squirrels screwing in a wool sock outside
Usually tools to expand a tiny apartment, if your name is little jimmy.
Little Jimmy has a 1.5 Foot apartment, so in return he gets Galvanized Square Steel, Eco-Friendly wood veneers, and Screws borrowed from aunt to illegally expand his tiny room to make room for his new home.
Where you enter your partners big flaps using only the juice of a watermelon as lube creating friction that can send a women into pure sexual overdrive.
Dad: son I loved when you walsall screw meloned me.
Son: I used the tender muscles of my big willy to create mass damage with all that red juice.
You've fucked up so bad the only real way of describing it is as though you have fucked a dog and have to explain it to your parents.
Morty: awe geez I really screwed the pooch on that one.
Rick: nice going morty, snowball will definitely neuter you after that stunt.
A term usually used as an insult, meaning uncool, and is commonly refered to as a synonym for gay.
The opposite of nails.
Guy: That guy has nice abs.
Guy 2: WTF you're so screws.
1. In trouble
2. Sex
Oh my god, I'm out past curfew! I'm so screwed when I get home!
Me and my girlfriend screwed last week.