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Having a person who has braces blowing you than asking them to smile wide and busting the nut all over their braces.
Guy: "Smile wide, Brittany!"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Cause I am going to be greasing the bike chain!"
Girl smiles.
SPLAT!!!
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A nicely tanned italian that is good with cars
Usually has a first or middle name of Antonio
"Hey man this Guido-grease-mokney totally helped jump my car today after school!"
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The act of not bathing for many a day and having a collection of various things around your "cock" such as cheese shit grease sweat... and of corse negro blood
Andy=Hey pumpkin whats that smell?
Pumpkin=I dont know i just bathed yesterday.....JOEY!!
Joey=Oh i have grease cock itus
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An old saying meaning 'something of high price and uselessness' originating from the early 1800s in America.
It originated during contests where people would try to catch pigs. A town once had such a champion they sent ten pigs at him, it used up a majority of their grease spending a high amount of money.
Wow, there are so many essential oils, you could grease ten pigs with that!
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Two or more morbidly obese people pressing their anal sphincters together so hard that they cannot shart
Today, I witnessed two people performing a McDonalds grease trap.
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Love peace and chicken grease: A way of saying goodbye with fondness...and the hope that the other person's day goes smoothly and with flavor, like chicken grease.
See you later. Love peace and chicken grease, bruh.
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