Step Loaf

A Step Loaf is your dads hot new piece.

The kind you’d hope gets stuck in the washing machine and needs some help.

You seen his new step loaf…. Whoooooo shit she’s hot

BED LOAF

When you stay in bed after a long day and night of partying to hard. As u fight a hangover and hugging a bottle of aspirin.

Last night was so crazy I'm going to be a bed loaf all day.

Loaf yourself

I loaf I loaf I loaf myself

You should loaf yourself brrrrrr

loaf check

The process of checking the quality of a cats loaf position.

Loaf check:
- No tail
- No paw visible
That’s a 10/10 loaf

bone loaf

when you bone a loaf

"Yo I had bone loaf last night"
"Thats sick cuh"

Loaf Harness

A silly looking harness designed for carrying a small child next to a persons chest.

The breeder walked into the coffee shop wearing loaf harness carrying a drooling infant.

loaf munch

Something you call someone when you're mad.

"Zac stop being such a loaf munch."