Cheese on Toast

The act of not coming through on a promising flex (shag).

The phrase originates from Matt going back to Blackpool Jackie's place after a hook up in Rumours. Despite numerous attempts to get past the heavy petting stage- access was continally denied and Matt was left to lie awake in a state of flex limbo until 8 next morning, when he received a plate of cheese on toast for all his hard efforts.

It must have been a particularly good meal as he returned the following 2 nights and received nothing but more cheese on toast.

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Make Toast

A definition to describe getting toasted on weed.

"Let's go make toast."

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patriot toast

Eggs and milk cooked around bread. Similar to French Toast, but tastes better because it's American.

Fuck the French, eat Patriot Toast!

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cameraphone toast

The act of raising your cameraphone in order to take a snap of an object or person of interest/admiration.

This geezer rocks up outside the pub in a bloddy Bugatti Veyron. Nice. Within seconds the guy's completely surrounded by folk giving it a cameraphone toast.

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toasting poo

when a piece of excrement is placed on the end of a wooden stick and held over a campfire until its light and crusty.

man can you smell that toasting poo i cant wait till supper!!!!

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Beg on toast

When people are just full on begs and there always following you😭

“Sarah won’t stop following me its so annoying”
“I know right what a beg on toast”

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Ghost toast

When you make a piece of toast from bread and put it somewhere and never find it. Where does it go?

I made toast and now I cannot find it. It is ghost toast I guess.

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