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Once your food baby passes through the colon and is ready to be released... into the toilet. Ta-da!
That Chipotle I had for lunch has turned my belly into a food baby... I can't wait to hit the bano later and turn that bad boy into a toilet toddler.
The cling-ons left over when flushing alone doesn't remove everything from the bowl.
I flushed and flushed but the toilet clams wouldn't disappear and she didn't have a bowl brush; it was so embarrassing!
also known as a potty protector.
This is the round ring of paper to put on top of the public toilet seat so that your bum does not come in contact with said seat.
If you are going to use a public restroom - you better hover or use a toilet halo!
When you go into a men's restroom and look at the urinals, there's always the child sized one that you will inevitably be stuck with.
The Tonka Toilet's name is derived from the ever popular Tonka Toys that children play with.
In the movie "Billy Madison" Adam Sandler goes to elementary school. He was stuck with a restroom full of Tonka toilets.
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To stall for time by staying in the toilet stall after finishing your business, until other people in the bathroom have left, to avoid the awkward encounter.
Toilet stalling: "I was taking a crap, and then I heard the boss come in, so I toilet-stalled until he left."
A person who is generally regarded as having good energy who gives it away freely to those who need to heal, but to a fault. Thus resulting in being the designated healer, while constantly eating everyone else’s shit.
Tori used Brian as an energy toilet one too many times and he finally snapped and shit it all back down her throat! That’s why she hates him. It wasn’t his fault, he only wanted to help.
When flushed pages of a photocopied raw manuscript that an unscrupulous math publisher had illegally obtained from a competitor’s editor or agent were found clogging the toilet.
On a surprise visit to Winning Math Publishing, the FBI found proof of toilet math taking place upon their arrival to their premises.
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