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Smiling Tomato

When a prolapsed anus has turned to the outside of the body.

He definitely gave her a smiling tomato.

by Goodvibetribe00 May 2, 2021


boo tomatoes

when something goes tragically wrong

Bob: "I was stuck in traffic for 3 hours on my way to work".
Alice: "Boo tomatoes"

by mobama0978 April 18, 2024


Tomato Fever

Another term for a period.
😣🍅

Dude, is she ok?
I dunno.....I think she's got tomato fever.

by TeskarTheBlindSquid September 5, 2019


Tomato Fever

Another term for a period
😣🍅

Is she ok?
I dunno....Think she's got tomato fever.

by TeskarTheBlindSquid September 5, 2019


Tomato Baseball

The act of a male engaging in vigorous vaginal intercourse with a female while she is pregnant, specifically in the earlier months of her term when the fetus resembles a medium sized tomato or so does the head of it.

“Girl you wanna go watch a ball game with me?”
“What do you want to watch on TV dear?”
“Nah, I’m gonna play some tomato baseball with little kiddo in there, take your pants off”

by Jakerthememebaker August 5, 2021


Couch Tomato

Someone who sits around all day, like a couch potato, but has gained so much weight from doing this, that they can't get up without help from others.

Since Karen lost her job, she has turned into a total couch tomato and doesn't even leave the house anymore.

by TonyaMC419 February 25, 2020


couch tomato

Not a couch potato.

Random person: your a couch tomato.
Other person: your fucking retarded.

by Not your uncle April 9, 2019